An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they
hated each other. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be
heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, ‘When I die, I will
dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the
rest of your life!’Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced magic, because of the
many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The old
man liked the fact that he was feared.To everyone’s relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.
His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went
straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no
tomorrow.Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, ‘Aren’t you afraid that
he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come
back and haunt you for the rest of your life?’The wife put down her drink and said, ‘Let him dig. I had him buried upside down.
And you know that men won’t ask for directions.’
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