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Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad!
Girl: Yeah, me too. I need new clothes!
Bruno Mars: No you don't. 'Cause girl you're amazing just the way you are!
Girl: Really? You're like the only one who thinks that. Will you marry me?
Bruno Mars: No, but I'll catch a grenade for ya!
Girl: Really? Even today?
*Girl gets hit by Grenade*
Bruno Mars: (Whistling) Today, I don't feel like doing anything!

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