Facebook Timeline. NOW.

If you’re impatient like I am, you want Facebook’s new Timeline right now, not in a few weeks. Fortunately, all you need to do is become a developer and you’re good to go.

Step1

Warning: This is in beta, if you’re concerned about privacy or having your entire Facebook history wiped off the face of the Internet, you might want to reconsider before doing this.

Step 2

First, head up to the search field of your Facebook page and search for “developer.” You should be given a list of apps. The top one that signifies that it’s made by Facebook should be the one you want

Step 3

After giving the app permission, you’ll be directed to the Facebook developer page. Click on Apps in the top menu bar.

Step 4

OK, so what exactly does Facebook consider a developer? I know that anyone can just up and declare themselves a developer on Facebook’s site but I would love to see to what level Facebook would qualify a developer. For example, I once made a Blogspot account with Facebook comments and social like buttons. Does this relatively easy thing to do quality me as a developer in Facebook’s eyes?

Step 5

You’ll be presented with a page to “Create new App” button in the top right hand corner. Click on that. Give the app a name and namespace. Note: The name space must be at least seven letters long and all lowercase. Agree to the Platform Privacy Policy.

Step 6

You’re now on your apps main page. In the left column, click on Open Graph. In the “People can” area add one of the following: Watch, Plan, read or review. In the next area, you’ll be presented with a drop down of relevant choices. Choose one and hit “Get Started.”

Wait a few minutes, head to your Facebook homepage and you should see your invitation to the new Facebook Timeline Beta.

Step 7 (VERY IMPORTANT)

Now say thanks if it worked for you, you ungrateful bitches.