September 2011
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EXAMS: Hand Paining?
*Choose a Pen that is comfortable. In general, look for a wider barrel (larger diameter) with a padded grip.
*Write with the pen before you purchase it.
*Try to find a stationery store with bins of pens rather than a huge office supply store with pens in blister packages on pegs, so that you can test out different types.
*Make sure the pen writes smoothly, without skipping or dragging along...
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“I read recently that most companies deliberately employ one useless,...”
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“I was choosing my password for my computer last night, I tried arsenaldefence...”
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“My teenage daughter introduced me to her new boyfriend last night and I had a...”
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“My wife keeps complaining about her nine to five job.
I must admit, 4:51am is a...”
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“A guy to a pregnant lady at the Bus stop, “What are you expecting?”...”
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“My boss called me into his office this morning.
He said, “I’ve...”
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“What should you do if you’re walking in the snow and come across an...”
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TRAI’s ‘100 SMS a day’ sh*t starts from today
WARNING: This news post is NEITHER FUNNY NOR NICE. It made ME angry. It may make you angry too. However, I’ve lightened it up with a little sarcasm at the end.
TRAI has issued a 100 SMS a day cap effective from today. Under the new regulations, NO ONE will be able send more than 100 SMSs a day.
Telecom Regulatory of India (TRAI) has put a cap on the number of text messages anyone...
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“Original Scam
FACEBOOK JUST RELEASED THEIR NEW PRICING GRID FOR ALL USERS....”
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Stranger: 24 m china , and you
Stranger: ???
You: about 3 months old/ male cancer cell/ your left testicle
You: don't moan at me when your balls explode
You: ???
Stranger: do you know , you like balls
You: yeah well i live in them
You: i'm in yours right now
Stranger: okay , I will give you a section of the dog to treatment
You: what the fuck does that mean
You: right, fuck it, i'm calling my friends
You: i hope you don't like your throat and lungs
You: i'm sending my mates up
Stranger: saw the SB have not seen you so SB of
You: wing fuck wah
You: i do not understand you
You: chun lee?
Stranger: where are you from ?
You: your left testicle
Stranger: okay , i ask your mother .
Stranger: i will take you show her .
You: ok?
You: sorry but your english is shocking
You: you need some work experience in my local chinky or something
You: but are they going to employ a cancer sufferer??
You: i doubt it son, i doubt it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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“My teenage daughter came home in a rage. “I’ve just done sex...”
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“BBC News: “NASA scientists find that drugs lose effectiveness in...”
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“Two guys are chatting at the bar.
“So, how was your holiday in...”
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“I was driving through some lanes late last night, when I suddenly stopped the...”
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“My neighbour just knocked on my door shouting, “For God’s sake! Your...”
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“The iPhone is useless to an immature person like myself.
I type...”
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WatchFamily Guy - Stewie’s Pig
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“I said to my wife, “Whenever we have sex I always feel like your mother is...”
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“BBC News: Woman called man 65,000 times.
And I thought my nickname was shit.”
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“My wife left me yesterday. “You never listen to me, you only hear what you...”
Anonymous asked: I ♥ Wacko Dave!
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“Voldemort is a LOT like a typical teenage girl.
He has a diary, a favourite...”
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“Sometimes I just start throwing eggs at my wife.
Brick shaped eggs.
Made of...”
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“A couple of women came to my door and gave me a Leaflet.
Me: Girls, This is...”
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“On the 10th anniversary of 9/11 the National Dyslexic Association are proud to...”
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“We had an American client visit us at work last week.
I met him in reception...”
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“So Beyonce and Jay-Z are having kid. Wow, that kid will have everything.
Except...”
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“It takes a devoted Atheist to say “random fluctuations in the space-time...”
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“I won a tidy sum on the lottery and gave my homeless brother a new home.
It...”
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“Did you know that Stephen Hawking can hold up to 20,000 mp3 files?”
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“New York. Crush barriers everywhere.
Police officer: If I were you, I...”
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“When doctors couldn’t work out why my son was dying I turned to Google.
I...”
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“So?” My teacher smiled after class. “How do feel you are going to do...”
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“Just saw the neighbour’s little kid trying to spray whipped cream on his...”
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“An old Parsi is dying and calls his grandson to his bed.
“Dikraa, aai ley, for...”
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“If an Empire is run by an Emperor,
And a Kingdom is run by a King.
Who runs a...”
August 2011
54 posts
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