December 2011
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WatchTo all my friends (and everyone else who sees this),
It’s been great working with you guys this year, I have a lot of memories that make me smile as I look back at this year.
Have a HAPPY CHRISTMAS and an awesome NEW YEAR!
Love,
Dave.
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I’ve censored the following, in protest of a bill that gives any corporation and the US government the power to censor the internet—a bill that could pass THIS WEEK. To see the uncensored text, and to stop internet censorship, visit:...
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WatchDon’t Download This Song XD
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November 2011
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WatchRang de Basanti Flash mob at CST, Mumbai.
Ordinary Mumbaikars (aged 4-60) come together one busy Sunday evening for the pure joy of dancing. The historic CST station blares ‘Rang De Basanti’ on their speakers while surprised train commuters rush to see whats going on.
28 November 2011.
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“An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they
hated each...”
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“I read today in the news that one in four women are on medication for a mental...”
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T.V. Trouble
I worked in a call center for a well known cable/broadband provider when an older woman calls about her TV not working properly.
Client: “I cannot see the picture on my TV.”
Me: “Is it just black, or are there some numbers or text on the screen?”
Client: “No picture, but I can see the clock telling me what time it is.”
Me: “Ok, there should be some buttons on the side where you can change the channel or input. Do you see those buttons?”
Client: “I don’t see anything about channel, but there are buttons.”
Me: “What buttons do you see?”
Client: “Well, I see Time, Start/Stop and Defrost…”
Me: “Ma’am, are you looking at your microwave?”
Client: “…Oh dear. I hope not.”
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“Question. What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
Answer....”
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“Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye. The teacher was concerned and...”
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WatchHow To : Enable “God Mode” in Windows 7
Windows 7 God Mode is just a basic folder that brings complete control of the entire operating system to a single desktop icon. In this specially created folder you can see:
Interface customization options, Control Panel programs, accessibility options, Action Center, Backup and Restore, Autorun, Desktop Gadgets, Devices and Printers –...
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“A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her Walkman on her head.
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“I desperately needed a massive shit on the train today but the toilet was out of...”
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“How do you know if he’s Mr. Right?
Tell him you’re pregnant at the...”
October 2011
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“One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes...”
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Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad!
Girl: Yeah, me too. I need new clothes!
Bruno Mars: No you don't. 'Cause girl you're amazing just the way you are!
Girl: Really? You're like the only one who thinks that. Will you marry me?
Bruno Mars: No, but I'll catch a grenade for ya!
Girl: Really? Even today?
*Girl gets hit by Grenade*
Bruno Mars: (Whistling) Today, I don't feel like doing anything!
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WatchUNCENSORED - Voldemort and Draco do it in the Courtyard. WTF?
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“BBC NEWS - Man assaulted female police officer with penis
A female police...”
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“My girlfriend turned to me in bed, half asleep last night.
“Dave,”...”
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“My friend told me he could make vodka out of cow faeces.
I think that’s...”
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“What does a tornado have in common with a marriage?
First there’s a lot...”
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“He was the only one of our siblings, that our parents took seriously.”
– Steve Jobs’ sisters - Hand and Blow
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“My boss screamed at me this morning.
“It’s the fifth time...”
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““No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t...”
– Steven ‘Steve’ Paul Jobs (1955-2011)
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“”Help me !” screamed the woman in the burning building “I’m going to have...”
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Facebook Timeline. NOW.
If you’re impatient like I am, you want Facebook’s new Timeline right now, not in a few weeks. Fortunately, all you need to do is become a developer and you’re good to go.
Step1
Warning: This is in beta, if you’re concerned about privacy or having your entire Facebook history wiped off the face of the Internet, you might want to reconsider before doing this.
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“Learn from your mistakes?
My son is currently teaching me how to play the...”
September 2011
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EXAMS: Hand Paining?
*Choose a Pen that is comfortable. In general, look for a wider barrel (larger diameter) with a padded grip.
*Write with the pen before you purchase it.
*Try to find a stationery store with bins of pens rather than a huge office supply store with pens in blister packages on pegs, so that you can test out different types.
*Make sure the pen writes smoothly, without skipping or dragging along...
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“I read recently that most companies deliberately employ one useless,...”
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“I was choosing my password for my computer last night, I tried arsenaldefence...”
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“My teenage daughter introduced me to her new boyfriend last night and I had a...”
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“My wife keeps complaining about her nine to five job.
I must admit, 4:51am is a...”
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“A guy to a pregnant lady at the Bus stop, “What are you expecting?”...”
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“My boss called me into his office this morning.
He said, “I’ve...”