To all my friends (and everyone else who sees this),
It’s been great working with you guys this year, I have a lot of memories that make me smile as I look back at this year.
Have a HAPPY CHRISTMAS and an awesome NEW YEAR!
Love,
Dave.
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I’ve censored the following, in protest of a bill that gives any corporation and the US government the power to censor the internet—a bill that could pass THIS WEEK. To see the uncensored text, and to stop internet censorship, visit: http://americancensorship.org/posts/24114/uncensor
Don’t Download This Song XD
HOW The Protect IP / SOPA Act Will Break The Internet
RIGHT NOW, AS YOU ARE READING THIS, SENATORS ARE CONSIDERING A BILL TO CENSOR THE WEB.
SITES YOU USE EVERY DAY COULD BE BLOCKED IF IT PASSES.
The US Congress is considering America’s first system for censoring the Internet.
Despite public outcry, the Internet Censorship bill could pass at any time.
If it does, the Internet and free speech will never be the same.
SIGN THE PETITION. RIGHT NOW.
http://americancensorship.org/
This doesn’t just affect Americans. Even citizens of other countries will be equally affected like you saw in the video. Do the right thing. Today.
Rang de Basanti Flash mob at CST, Mumbai.
Ordinary Mumbaikars (aged 4-60) come together one busy Sunday evening for the pure joy of dancing. The historic CST station blares ‘Rang De Basanti’ on their speakers while surprised train commuters rush to see whats going on.
28 November 2011.
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they
hated each other. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be
heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, ‘When I die, I will
dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the
rest of your life!’Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced magic, because of the
many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The old
man liked the fact that he was feared.To everyone’s relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.
His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went
straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no
tomorrow.Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, ‘Aren’t you afraid that
he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come
back and haunt you for the rest of your life?’The wife put down her drink and said, ‘Let him dig. I had him buried upside down.
And you know that men won’t ask for directions.’
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I read today in the news that one in four women are on medication for a mental disorder. This really brought home to me the horror of the situation. That means three out of four women aren’t receiving the medical treatment they need.
T.V. Trouble
- I worked in a call center for a well known cable/broadband provider when an older woman calls about her TV not working properly.
- Client: “I cannot see the picture on my TV.”
- Me: “Is it just black, or are there some numbers or text on the screen?”
- Client: “No picture, but I can see the clock telling me what time it is.”
- Me: “Ok, there should be some buttons on the side where you can change the channel or input. Do you see those buttons?”
- Client: “I don’t see anything about channel, but there are buttons.”
- Me: “What buttons do you see?”
- Client: “Well, I see Time, Start/Stop and Defrost…”
- Me: “Ma’am, are you looking at your microwave?”
- Client: “…Oh dear. I hope not.”
Question. What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
Answer. A bachelor comes home, sees what’s in the refrigerator, goes to bed.
A married man comes home, sees what’s in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.
Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye. The teacher was concerned and asked, “What’s wrong?”
“Our house is very small. Me, my mom and my dad all sleep on the same bed. Last night my dad asked, ‘Johnny are you sleeping?’ When I said ‘No’, he hit my face and gave me a black eye.”
The teacher said, “The next time your dad asks if you’re sleeping, keep dead quiet and don’t answer.”
The following morning Johnny came back with two black eyes.
The teacher, by now very worried, asked, “My god, why have you now got two black eyes? I thought I told you to say nothing.”
Johnny replied, “Dad asked me again, ‘Johnny are you sleeping?’ and I shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad and my mom started moving, you know, at the same time, and mom was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hyena on the bed. Then my dad asked my mom, ‘Are you coming?’ Mom said, ‘Yes I’m coming, are you coming too?’ Dad answered, ‘Yes!’
They don’t usually go anywhere without me so I shouted, “Wait for me, I’m coming too!”
Gotta agree with him there!
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